That power slide into the camera was probably the best halftime move ever, it was then followed by the worst... The fake referee entering stage right throwing a flag on The Boss for excessive celebration. A) The only thing that would have ruined that performance was a fake referee and B) no one in the world has the balls to flag The Boss, no one.
Whoever signed off on that portion of the show should immediately be fired for allowing that atrocity to occur. Much worse than any nipple slip could be, unless they were Jared from Subway's... Gross visual. $20 says they resemble dinner plates.
The one song The Boss does need to add to his repertoire is the Who's The Boss theme song, that would be bad ass. Especially if Tony Danza peeled out on stage in that molester van he used to roll around in. The possibilities would be endless. A Danza/Springsteen collaboration would decimate all. It would be like Jordan/Pippen all over again, only on crystal meth. I think that means Max Weinberg = Mona, sorry Max, they all can't be winners. Some entity needs to make that dream a reality. I now have a purpose in life. Attention Super Bowl halftime Committee, I am available to help.
I'm listening to my iPod on shuffle, all 5,000 plus songs, talk about a mind explosion. Just to drop some knowledge, 90% of songs sound better when covered by punk bands... I can't really explain that statement but it's true. There is nothing quite like hearing Rufio cover Madonna. Tasty licks.
One more thing to address, Dairy Queen. I love it, you love it, we all love it so why has blizzard service and service in general been suspended at my local DQ until March 15th?!?!?!?!?!?!?! (R. Kelly just came on, I knew today would be a good one.) Sorry, brief concentration lapse. I know it's winter, I see the snow on the ground but that doesn't mean that blizzards have become obsolete for the entire season. If anything, given their delicious, weather inspired name, they are more relevant now than during any other season. Seriously DQ hook it up.
